200Twins Pull Out Win Against a Feisty Orioles Team

June 12, 2009
The Tucson Twins came from two runs behind in the top of the 9th inning to edge the Orioles in a great game between the two MSBL afternoon juggernauts. With two outs and bases loaded, Matt Tiggas hit a Grand Salami to put the Twins up by 5 in the final inning. The Orioles countered with two runs in the bottom of the ninth but Mark Guguiereeilsli was able to close the game for the save.

Twins Suffer a Two-Game Losing Streak

June 1, 2009 -- Tucson AZ
The Twins lose their second game of the season to the Red Sox. Tough game to lose because we usually don't suck that bad. If it makes anyone feel better, Ben shaved his legs - pics here.

2009 Twins Remain Undefeated Through Cinco de Mayo and Mother's Day

May 4, 2009 -- Tucson AZ
Twins continue on a five-game winning streak by blanking out the Thunder - scoring 19 runs in a shade under three hours. All team members have rejected their batting averages as a status symbol and have adopted the BEF average. None of the Twins know what BEF means, putting for the following theories:

BEF BEF BEF BEF BEF BEF BEF BEF BEF BEF BEF BEF BEF
Be Extra Fruitful - this is kind of lame
Boners Engage Fantasies - this one rocks
Believe Entertaining Fundoodles - thank Ben for this one
Best Ever Friends - So lame
Better Esteem Forall - hmmm
Bet Elmer Fudd - Rock it
Buns Employ Festivals - Yeah!

April 2, 2009 -- Tucson AZ
The schedule below shows April only, it is not a mistake. The rest of the schedule should be up as soon.