| Tucson Twins - 2009 Roster |
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Mark Giguiere # 12
Nickname: "Orejas"
Position: Grand Daddy / 1st Base / Pitcher (sometimes)
Mark has been playing baseball for 226 years. He played in the original World Series that pitted Genghis Kahn vs. Napolean. Mark went 3-5 with 2 RBI's and 1 HBS (Hit by Spear). |
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Ben Castaneda # 14
Nickname: "Bally's Love Child"
Position: 2nd Base
Ben is the team comedian / abs-infomercial guy. He hits the ball well and his nipples can cut glass. See new pics of Ben in the 2007 Pics Section! |
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Miguel Peralta # 30
Nickname: "Stocky McPudgy"
Position: Catcher
When Miguel steps up to the plate, the crowd goes silent. It's usually because he makes the pitcher cry with his 32in Black Magic. |
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Tom Tomchak # 8
Nickname: "Tri Pod"
Position: 2nd Base
One time we lost Tom after a game. Turns out he had gotten in the water cooler! |
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Mark Torres # 4
Nickname: "Lieutenant Dan"
Position: Pitcher
Although he's pitched for over 10 years, he is still perfecting his intentional pitch-out. His last six have been hit for doubles. |
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Tim Yaiser # 2
Nickname: "Shooting Sizemore"
Position: 2nd Base
Tim is the perfect mix of Derek Jeter and Tom Sizemore. |
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Ron Kelly #7
Nickname: "R Kelly"
Position: Doggy Style
Ron is probably the funniest person on the team, besides Ben and Miguel (and Pete, Chris, Rene and Tim). |
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Steve Johnson #4
Nickname: "Swoop"
Position: Field
Steve is like that uncle that dates all of my sisters friends. He is smooth and layed out on the R&B Tip. Kind of like Ralph Tresvant from New Edition. Except whiter. And shorter. He recently earned the name "Swoop" because no matter what we do, he ends up with the chicks in the parking lot. |
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Matt Tiggas #11
Nickname: "Driveshaft" (This is why)
Matt is the best player in the world. After hitting the Driveshaft Garage on Country Club with not ONE, but TWO homerun shots, we now call him Country Shaft. I mean Country Drive. Dang it, I mean Driveshaft. I think Driveshaft is a gay club in Eloy too. |
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Rene Rascon #10
Nickname: "Medium Sized Papi"
Position: 3rd / 1st / Bench
Rene has a sweet old Suburban. I think he calls it the "White Dove of Peace" or something like that. Rene thinks he is pretty funny, and every once in a while, he does say something pretty good. |
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Brian Scheele #21
Nickname: "GTO"
Brian is no longer the new guy. In fact, he is getting quite old. |
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George Rascon #24
Nickname: "Right at You"
George has a camera and like 15 cars. I have never seen him drive the same car twice. He once switched cars between the 3rd and 4th inning just becasue he could. |
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Larry Wiley #44
Nickname: "Leisure Suit"
I hope you have tickets to this gun show, because Larry is bringing it, bringing it hard, and bringing it NOW, bitch.
If you don't have a hat, go buy one and get ready hold the f*ck onto it - Leisure Suit Larry is comin' to town and there's no Leisure in this guy's suit. It has custom arm holes just for his bicep veins. We don't have a picture of him yet. But you BETTA BELIEVE! |
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New Guy: Derek Something #Something
Nickname: "Tighty Whitey"
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